Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed....

By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Wednesday 26 June 2019 16:27

Need more info. If you were sick from drinking too much, YDI - know your limits. If you’re legitimately sick, FYL - I hope you feel better soon!

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Did you end up with rainbow colored hair 🤣🤣🤣😂

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ojosRojos 28

Wednesday 26 June 2019 16:27

Need more info. If you were sick from drinking too much, YDI - know your limits. If you’re legitimately sick, FYL - I hope you feel better soon!

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 26 June 2019 18:01

Did you end up with rainbow colored hair 🤣🤣🤣😂

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