Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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Thursday 30 July 2015 14:26

The real question is who in their right mind steals a whole load of men's pants?...

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Tell me you own shorts.. For your sake.

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wpam1978 7

Tuesday 6 September 2016 23:37

This was stolen from ur house while you were asleep??? I Would be more concerned about who was in my house. Please give more information

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