Intimacy: Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine... - FML

By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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_Skies 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

swirlsofhoney 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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BAMunroe 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:25

@6+57+58 LMFAO dude.... think how ppl will come 2 u after u put this up ON THE INTERNET

BAMunroe 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:27

did u make any noises?

Jonno8825 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:36

I've dreamed of food before.... granted it was whipped cream... and I was eating it off various parts of my girlfriend... but still, it's food :P

gargon 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:37

wow... u have to be fat

lil_miz_liz09 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:37

EWWWWWWW?!?!

BAMunroe 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:38

@61 WHAT THE ****?! @62 maybe hes starved? OR MAYBE ITS A SHE

BAMunroe 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:46

typo... in #66 "@62"

Calaura9 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:57

Eating and sex release the most seretonin from our brains. That's why they are the best things to do on x-tcy. Or so I heard.

ohbonjour 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:03

Lol nice....that's an odd dream you had

beckacloth 0

Friday 12 June 2009 2:05

sounds like you are a college student....

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