Intimacy: Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine... - FML

By hdat - 11/06/2009 17:51 - Canada

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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_Skies 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:31

Thinking about them Twinkies again eh?

swirlsofhoney 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

hey vending machine food is good just not that good...

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lalala22xo 3

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:35

whatever gets you hot girl...finishing is finishing? ;)

momo217 9

Sunday 2 February 2014 20:58

simple pleasures, baby ;P

Dawminator 16

Saturday 19 July 2014 20:05

You know you're Jewish when... (Jk I'm I don't actually have anything against Jews)

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Wednesday 29 April 2015 17:08

Typical Canadian

Cadeth 13

Friday 4 December 2015 3:51

How do you control your hands while you're asleep?!

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