Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it...

By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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Saturday 18 August 2012 15:49

Hopefully it didn't lay any eggs in there...

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That's gnatsty, but snot the worst thing I've heard.

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katylynnmarie 0

Monday 20 August 2012 7:14

Bxjsjsjks

adotedeestinee 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 6:17

That's Gross.

cassrash1 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 7:32

That would piss me off

ravey 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:11

I just threw up in my mouth a little

skiittles2012 4

Monday 3 September 2012 5:04

Why would you inhale instead exhale while feeling a foreign object never your nose??? O.o

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