Animals: Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box....

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:29

Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....

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kyu_Q 19

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:58

That surprise in the litter box might kill the cat

jh921971 10

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:05

How does this make your life suck?

Dark_Stream 29

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:08

Tell him it's now his turn to scoop.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:23

He sounds *catshit crazy!

Sports_guy3 28

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:23

can't blame curiosity.

cutiepie292929 18

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:32

Quick Get the spray bottle, Naughty human!

amazingkae 3

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:34

RUN GIRL.

Jst4kicks 16

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:34

hes a keeper

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:45

My cat thinks his litter tray is a bed. I wonder if your boyfriend would copy my cat too.

Poupoule_fml 14

Wednesday 23 October 2013 23:57

Was he also wondering what it felt like to lick himself clean or to eat some cat food? Next thing you know he will try to cough up a hairball.

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