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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:24

I hope you smacked her.

Nyx_fml 23

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:24

I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.

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tewa21 12

Saturday 5 October 2013 4:20

You have invaded other territory let the wars begin.

xkncas 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:57

Dude...Christian women and girls are psycho about the good Christian closet case boys they like...

AsianBomb_xo 10

Sunday 6 October 2013 5:36

I wouldn't punched her in the face & then asked god to forgive me later. After she deserved it! Lmao *some females are just desperate for attention.

wafflefriez91 17

Monday 7 October 2013 10:41

I'd slap a christian hoe.

annabeth_chase_ 5

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:59

I hate girls like that

LadyGunslinger 5

Monday 21 October 2013 10:24

They make us all look certifiably insane! I mean, ladies, please, calm the **** down...there are WAY too many posts about nut job chicks on here.

Pommi_fml 0

Thursday 10 October 2013 16:16

Wow. Just wow. I don't like to use this word, but what a bitch!

Vlen_fml 20

Saturday 12 October 2013 0:25

unless your bf had a wtf moment and pushed her away you should be angry at him, not the grabby chick.

crazoy 8

Saturday 12 October 2013 8:22

how did your bf react? just let her go?

blackgirl01 4

Monday 14 October 2013 7:57

WTF...?

Krazzyjay 6

Monday 14 October 2013 22:22

Ewww she's crazy like who does that?

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