Intimacy: Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me...

By liveforpeace_ - 28/04/2009 06:27 - Canada

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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VagMaster69 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:54

FaKE

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:55

get a big bag o' shit and cover the ground in it at the secret spot. put a light layer of dirt over it so he won't see or smell it next time he brings a girl there.

zouss 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:58

#75 - You are such an arrogant jerk. It's people like you who give intellectuals a bad name. Sucks for the OP, though. Dump him.

AlfonzoRex 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:04

LOL #2 ^_^

Deviant_fml 5

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:09

Rofl, YDI for picking the dumbass boyfriend who would use the same spot when juggling squeezes.

Ridley_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:14

sounds like you followed and spied on him you creepy ass bitch

youswallow 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:24

#2 i love you haha

dna3 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:01

question, what were you doing on the mountain that you were there in the first place? annd, for those who think its a coincidence.. what are the chances of the phone ringing while she was calling AND with the same ringtone? AND same spot..