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By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:53

Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

ALQ_fml 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:54

This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

Comments

sweettpie129 11

Friday 2 December 2011 5:17

Ing u was there at that exact time but never noticed this. But it is really scary like there's this one dude who kept following u aroud and stuff. It's some crazy shit!

DeafWolverine 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 4:22

shouldve invited me..id have held yalls hands..lol

melpel98 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 2:43

Hahaha that happened to me to ! Except my sandals went flying so a security guard had to help me find them

justforsmiles 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 7:36

Awww...

AmyLeeEvFan 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:22

Aw, that's sweet.

wolfbane9610 5

Saturday 15 December 2012 20:21

I worked at a haunted house called Mindseuzure for a while, it is literally the most fun thing I ever got to do. Being able to put on a mask and scream at people at the to of your lungs really lets you blow off stream

spartanMKIV 9

Sunday 20 January 2013 9:29

I remember that house. I almost punched frankenstein's monster

azhang1066 12

Friday 12 July 2013 20:39

I've been there and it is not scary at all. However, my friend kept clutching my shoulder while we were inside so I can see where you are coming from.