Transportation: Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard...

By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Chops - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 1:22

that sucks! you should sue them

rouxvanity 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:20

damn.

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They would be liable for it.

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