By michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML
agreeclassic 40 632
vote type 1 6 968
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Next

TOP COMMENTS

happylittleman 0

I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

47 0
yesmanddd 4

I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

19 1

Comments

adorepink86 0

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment
4 22
KrystleLynn 0

Well I don't know about the lifeguards in France but i'm a lifeguard in n.y., and I went through a good amount of training.

11 0
ninaaftermath 0

Stung by jellyfish, what are you? Spongebob?

4 6
dont_stop_believ 0

haha that was a good one 28 oh mannn that was a great comment lol I laughed out loud...i'm in a library tee her lol

1 5
MiGman 5

uhm 37 lots of people get stung with some dying

8 0
penizulaface 0

they have training? shit, i thought they just went straight in there :/ stings hurt like a bitch, south of france is full of jellies -.-

2 8
xo_emily_xo 0

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment
1 30
yesmanddd 4

I'm just going to go ahead and thumb you down solely because if your picture.

19 1
DarthJeff 0

YDI, Baywatch should've taught you that lifeguards are all brawn and no brains.

2 14
Phlecks 0

Do you learn a lot of life lessons from Baywatch, Darth?

10 0
SuperSpore 0

And that is why you do not trust lifeguards.

0 10
happylittleman 0

I hardly think that's the fault of the lifeguard. Two little jellyfish in a big bay aren't a big deal, and I bet you'd be angry if they didn't let you swim because of it. FYL for being stung, but it was just bad luck, and probably the same jellyfish stinging you twice, not one from each like I think you were trying to imply. And peeing on a sting is pretty useless, vinegar works better and is less nasty.

47 0
colourmealy 0

why would you still go in? even if theres only two

3 4
bauerina 0

you think two jellies should be a good reason not to go swimming?

9 1
rafaelaugusto94 0

lamo bad luck!

0 1
Crunchy_fml 0

don't worry, that lifeguard is also going to get fired by his boss for falling asleep earlier

1 6
ryoga 0

You forgot to use your common sense.

0 0