By randm1 - 02/12/2009 19:09 - United States

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Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
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blland 0

lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

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ChristinaLuv 0

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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Erik_Holmgren 0

you know, theres a hole in your underpants that you stick your dick through when you pee. this has happened to me plenty of times while I had underpants on.

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ScaryyMary 14

Why not splurge on a nice pair of undies? Obviously, you're not Jewish, so it shouldn't be a big deal for you...

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jmack8796 0

it's not trolling if it's true

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Link5794 18

Well, it's trolling, so therefore it can't be true.

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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perdix 29

"AND your penis looks retarded." I love that phrase! Mostly because I was circumcised and my penis looks like Einstein! ;)

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ChristinaLuv 0

penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin

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Jim9349 10

So you are trying to tell us that your boxers have zippers?

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killurbeer 0

there's nothing wrong with, free balling

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itouchguy360 3

ouch, that has to hurt. Be more careful next time perhaps. :)

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sammichbitch 0

Aww you want me to kiss it and make it feel better?

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