Love: Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family... - FML

By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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BlackBirdBillie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:48

Okay, totally embarrassing...but we all do stupid stuff like that sometimes! lol

rjk1991 0

Friday 3 July 2009 13:36

I agree that lolwst and Shizden are brainless idiots.

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Sunday 26 June 2016 18:00

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