Animals: Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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wolfe37 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:20

yeah you don't belong on a farm...stick to the city

GuyWithAGuitar 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:26

lMFAO. This could be a country song. Now alls that needs to happen is for your spouse to leave you and your dog to die.

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NeonBubblez 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:46

Bad luck..?

djack0113 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:38

Your a real farm boy

atishe24 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 7:35

Lol!! A series of unfortunate events much? :P

AssassinsCRB 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:09

Why the **** is the horse fence electric?

MissPuppettear 0

Friday 17 February 2012 10:50

Jesus you city people with your city ways... FYL :3

ToewsIsMyBro19 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:04

thats hilarious..

Bluedoom 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 2:13

Some body is a city girl!

merrielp 13

Friday 11 May 2012 2:08

Farm life is NOT for you

scarllet13101 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 8:11

Haha

demiray23 0

Wednesday 24 October 2012 22:43

Hi. I'm Anonymous OP and welcome to Jackass. Barnyard Style.

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