Animals: Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see...

By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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Wednesday 29 June 2016 10:09

There's an easy solution to this, let your sister out too, along with the puppy! Or the dog can learn how to use the John I guess...

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Wednesday 29 June 2016 10:16

I'd love to spend a night in the wild ride that must be your house! Dear god, how old is your sister? If you say around six or under, I get it. But if she's beyond the age of pull-ups and finally being able to use the restroom entirely without aide, damn. On a better note, it's a good thing you have a puppy! I'm sure those doggy bags will really come in handy