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By Jello - 26/02/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 9:22

the average jelllo has more brain cells then this moron...

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Thursday 26 February 2009 12:40

I'd be pissed. Of course, any guy I'd ever date would know better than to comment on a girl's weight. That's just common sense.

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Friday 11 July 2014 3:57

Most likely he's just joking :p but count that as one strike xD

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