Money: Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew...

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:25

better than the other way around, I guess

RitzBitzFei 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:27

Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.

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tin_cup 27

Tuesday 15 March 2016 7:39

That's happened to me before.

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