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By Gbeat411 - 25/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went to boxing and this hot chick asked me if I was wearing a sports cup. I replied yes, when I wasn't. I thought she was going to check with her hand and feel. She checked with her knee. FML

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YDI for lying.

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sempisaviour 17

Friday 29 April 2016 4:45

What the hell is a "sports cup" anyway?

Kaylana_fml 31

Monday 19 December 2016 21:57

Your line of thinking was perverted at best, a little rapey at worst. YDI but I have low expectations that you learned the correct lesson from it.

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