Intimacy: Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone... - FML

By babysitter - 17/04/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

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mobius8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:46

Wow, you were prepared to defend their kids with a knife? That's awesome. I'd hire you.

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:04

awkward turtle...

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doglover100 28

Sunday 21 October 2012 5:37

That is disturbing.

snbr91 3

Tuesday 20 August 2013 8:20

Why would the parents not be there when you got there? Isn't leaving kids home alone negligence?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 20 March 2015 22:49

That's gross.

d_i_a_l_a 10

Wednesday 5 August 2015 20:28

At least you were paid...?

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