Love: Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend... - FML

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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BlinkOnceForYes 0

Monday 5 October 2009 10:26

If she wanted you to wear a thong, she should buy you a thong.

Rx_man1 0

Monday 5 October 2009 9:54

#3 chill the **** out it's not even your life and u get all crazy ha ha loser

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MrForgetable 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 3:50

Why yes! Yes he did! :B

In_some_bullshit 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:21

You know cashier did it on purpose

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Thursday 22 August 2013 15:05

You gotta own it!

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