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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."

LaurenLo 17

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:03

Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!

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Inked0803 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 7:08

Nerves man nerves

Gumby9o5 7

Sunday 29 September 2013 12:12

Burpsnarted from grown ups 2

FirestarPwns 8

Sunday 29 September 2013 13:42

Don't worry, I would guess you are not the first person like that they've seen.

jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:09

Sounds like that whole experience stunk. I'm sorry, OP!

Ksweety_fml 27

Tuesday 1 October 2013 10:07

LMAO......

Amberm13357 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 12:01

Get it together! Learn to take it easy..

that_person18 4

Monday 20 January 2014 9:55

Haha! I'm so sorry but I couldn't help it! Gas!

Floortje 17

Friday 5 September 2014 8:55

Maybe a better diet would prevent this next time?

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