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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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SunshineBoy21 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:42

This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!

surferchick96 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:02

i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???

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delilah1997 0

Monday 2 July 2012 21:26

At least you know your parents care about you!

upsidedownn 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 10:47

I think this is kind of cute. :)

alex_carstens_yo 9

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:27

bruh. you need to move outta there.

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