Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the...

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Saiyza 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:24

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lordcaliburx 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:32

haha

ColdGold 6

Friday 25 February 2011 19:36

Are you going out with him again?

GoArmy6624 7

Friday 25 February 2011 21:06

he probably is a gentleman. you're probably just a typical annoying woman.

cul8r 4

Friday 25 February 2011 21:56

Better this way than finding out in bed...

xdust 4

Friday 25 February 2011 21:59

don't marry him

Apple_pie777 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:45

emjay09 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 8:14

was it something you said?

rawrxchuck 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 5:17

Bet you learned your lesson.

Charlottey 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:06

SHUT YO JIBBA JABBA OP

TKrisha_fml 5

Wednesday 1 June 2011 18:57

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