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Stan017 - 19/12/2016 10:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went for an iterview after sending out multiple applications. I told the interviewer I don't quite like marketing... it's a marketing company. FML

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BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Monday 19 December 2016 23:09

Well all you can do now is send out more applications and hope you land another iterview.

HollywoodHitter 21

Monday 19 December 2016 23:31

You didn't pay any attention to where you applied? YDI for the most part, but better luck with your search!

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Monday 19 December 2016 23:09

Well all you can do now is send out more applications and hope you land another iterview.

HollywoodHitter 21

Monday 19 December 2016 23:31

You didn't pay any attention to where you applied? YDI for the most part, but better luck with your search!

stumpygremlin 13

Tuesday 20 December 2016 1:35

There's no "for the most part" about it.

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