Kids: Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after...

By Teacher - 16/12/2015 09:10 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML

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jake131000 21

Thursday 17 December 2015 18:12

They found you...

thepeanutoftime 8

Friday 18 December 2015 1:19

Wait... Why where they at a flied trip at a mineral pool?

General_Cool 24

Saturday 19 December 2015 21:03

They crave that mineral

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 21 December 2015 1:06

??????

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 21 December 2015 1:09

EDIT: posted in wrong place, please disregard

Flurbian 4

Tuesday 15 March 2016 23:56

Moral of the story, don't become a teacher

SoulFrog 7

Wednesday 16 November 2016 12:57

If I were a middle school teacher that would be a nightmare

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