Kids: Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out... - FML

By bern5555 - 13/01/2010 05:29 - United States

Today, I was working with the kid I babysit for. We were out and he complained that he was hungry. I spent my very last $2 on chicken nuggets for him and a coffee for myself. Just as I sat down, he knocked over my coffee, spilling it into his chicken nuggets. Then he cried for over an hour. FML

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Blotto_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:04

$2 for chicken nuggets and Coffee? That's awesome value! At least u can still eat the coffee chicken nuggets.

proflover 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:09

How funny, when I worked at a daycare enter the kids LOVED dipping their chicken nuggets in milk, no joke. But yeah, kids are midget devils

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blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:44

The kid sounds like a spoiled ******* brat, sorry op!

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