Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received...

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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SimplyBird 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:07

you didn't choose the thug life...

Sports_guy3 28

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:32

...the thug life chose him.

jerryj 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:10

Change clothes quickly before the thug does his business and you get framed!

minesbiggerr 25

Thursday 28 November 2013 1:16

He is the so called 'thug'

touch_phobia 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:10

Well... at least you know the watch is active? Maybe you should try and get to know your neighbors. Not that I've ever been good at that :/

MakeTodayADTR 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:10

Well, I guess you really didn't choose the thug life. xD

WaterBui 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:11

Well then, you must be scary-looking.

fluffywaspluka 7

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:19

“I am the danger”

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:25

Excuse me? Are you perhaps the one who knocks?

Readoll 13

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:21

Well atleast you know people are watching out for the neighborhood

MysticMonkey 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:25

Where's George Zimmerman when you need him? Damn hooligans!

kellyem2 20

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:26

If you can, I'd text back. You don't want to keep getting these stupid messages every time you step out of your house.

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:38

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