Health: Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor...

By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

your skin is paper. go see a doctor.

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hombrepollo 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:46

Wimpy wimpy woman you are too afraid to shave why don't you go crawl in bubble wrap

clanceyrocks11 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:53

I heard that stuff KILLS!!!!!!:-/

comatoast 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 17:00

only if you drink enough of it :P

piinkbunnii 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 17:48

Or insert it, inappropriately!!

Pandemon 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:54

hubbabubba, shut up

Stevie_87 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:13

cant wait till u do your pits and pubes. more FML's incoming!!!

weirdwes 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:14

I say **** your life!

silvermoonstar3 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:15

go to the doctor. Your skin is abnormal. This should not be possible. It is about as sharp as a crayon.

cincin75 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:16

some boiled water would be more helpful. ;)

special_Tay 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:16

Stevie_87 what is that your sitting in?

Stevie_87 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:17

helicopter :) astar 350

cincin75 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:19

calexis not true. I still cut myself sometime when I have a shaving. So I have decided do not to do it any more.

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