Miscellaneous: Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

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Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

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laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 29 March 2015 0:20

How does that even happen?? Follow-up, please.

FlutterLoud 29

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:12

Happy birthday On another note- it's party crashing time! :3 make the best of the bad situation :)

roverman89 3

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:23

How the **** does that happen you idiot

kickyourtitsin 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:51

Happy birthday from another Wisconsinite!

blackonblight 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:30

Had a fight with our twin, didn't we?

Charles900 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:35

I guess it's time to crash the party.

vikky538 28

Sunday 29 March 2015 16:19

Dont give a **** about other people. Happy birthday op

suzyflo 9

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:17

Happy birthday!!!

Witchylady 17

Monday 30 March 2015 1:00

How on earth does that happen? I would just show up and make everyone squirm

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 30 March 2015 14:43

Just how does that even happen?

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