Work: Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist.... - FML

By Dr.Anonymous - 22/03/2014 11:56 - India - Mumbai

Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML

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DeeDeeJay 15

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:08

I don't know if it was an accident or if he did it on purpose.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Saturday 22 March 2014 19:08

If that's what he thought you meant, you'd think he would at least ask you "uhm.... you want me to do what?".

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blackonblight 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:46

I'm hoping there's some dementia there, and the man really didn't understand what he did.

lovelyaurora 6

Sunday 23 March 2014 17:05

I just finished my BDS. I hope this never happens to me

TcheQ 12

Monday 24 March 2014 2:54

You should have knocked his teeth out for that

boogyz 4

Tuesday 25 March 2014 18:32

Did you also take his blood pressure? His friend was wondering why

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