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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

It'd probably be best if you jumped in after it.

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cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:53

I would love to know what happened next.

Dynamite73 25

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:52

I've done things like that before like thrown my food away at a restaurant and held on to my trash. But Civil War bullets aren't really that rare. I dig them up all the time.