Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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Comments

wanderingshopper 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:23

I thought your idea was cute. He's a jerk!

bubble_burst 16

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:38

now if you sent a pic of you holding your boobs up you would've received a very different response.

naiveprophet 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:45

This is neither an FYL or YDI. Your response was quite funny, and he clearly is the one without the sense of humor. You're better off :)

driinkbleach 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:49

I think its cute OP:-) screw him

StarLight1120 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:53

I though your joke was very funny and he's a dumb ass not to mention what a stupid jerk he is to end a relationship over that!! You are suppose to be able to joke and laugh with your mate! if I did that to my boyfriend he would laugh his butt of and say I'm so silly! not flip and break up with me!