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By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:07

Uganda be kidding me!

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lizard399 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:21

Genius!!!!!

kerrwoof 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:21

Ignorance is bliss

RabidBunny 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:22

That idea might just be crazy enough too!...fail -___-

Kirlyfoo 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:25

KONY!!! 2012 PLOW!!!!

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:29

There's various problems all over the world, or so Zaire...

Old_Man_Jenkins 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:30

Actually when it gets bad, they do leave..life.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:33

You might want to let the Africans decide if they want to move... last time someone decided to move them en masse it didn't end well.

Deluxe20 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:33

the ****?!

drller331 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:35

They really should just leave

alexup24 13

Tuesday 13 March 2012 1:37

ignorance at its best

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