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By dumbfriend - 12/03/2012 19:48 - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

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dookiemonkeyfuck 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:42

**** Africa is all I have to say.

lovelypanada23 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 2:08

The ignorance in America is surprising ! Smh

livicap10 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:12

U just got told

TOXICxANARCHIST 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:32

Hun! Git mah shot'un!

soulmancam 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 4:49

*in red foreman's voice* DUMBASS

BunnySlippers 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:21

Is your friend the friend who thought there was only 8 planets in the universe?

micahsaur 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 7:27

Not a bad idea...

bpd2408 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 16:27

Your friend brings up a good point. Why is this a FML?

PuppyLove97 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:39

Wow...Idiot.

irepmn 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:57

Such a ignorant friend you have

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