Embarrassing, Awkward and Transportation: Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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yodelqueen13 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:52

haha mistaken sexual harrassment sucks

arela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:55

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

Comments

jujujuice 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:39

dumbass. hahah.

ProfoundNonsense 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:44

Hey, she already thought you were a creeper, might as well have seen how the conversation went. *shrugs*

bskaboom 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:06

wow great opening line fyl

lolPayal17 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 4:53

Haha. Dude how could you not know how sexual that sounding?

bskaboom 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:08

wow your an idiot. you could have said anything but you go with that. fyl

bskaboom 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:06

wow great opening line fyl

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:12

Boo dunkin doughnuts! Tim hortons FTW (Canadian)

mfed1120 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:01

smoooooooooth im with #7 on this one. ive gotten horrible comments like that about my boobs, but nothing that bad... no one would ever think you were talking about coffee. never. wow. 'nuff said.