Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am...

By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?

IrDan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:03

Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!

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ChaceGold 0

Monday 7 December 2009 21:48

L O L

Yaphukwit 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:59

ahhh, college education.. you just cant beat it. YDI

xenomorph 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 5:40

Were you stoned? Or had you not gotten sleep in 48 hours? The latter happened to me once.

Sabbalabba1992 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:25

Good god, that was funny. I hope someone does a comic on this soon.

CB585 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:49

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:59

Oh my god you just epic failed but this really made my day!! xD

iaaan 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:55

how long did it take you to come out of the closet?

Novus_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 8:53

did u enter the matrix?

dingdongditch111 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 5:43

I found it hilarious.... :D

candyapple12345 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:44

MLIA!!

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