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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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josephmendesgigg 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:55

never push let it flow, haven't you READ EVERYBODY POOPS

Asystole 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:09

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Friday 12 August 2011 15:54

Add to favorites...

MwahFMLS 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:05

maybe it wasnt ready...

itzProPain 10

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:56

one time i pushed so hard i popped a blood vessel in my eye

Pslcybn5 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:12

I'm actually laughing extremely hard!!

jpmc808 1

Friday 23 September 2011 1:59

That. Is. Hilarious!

kevanna 5

Monday 26 September 2011 19:52

Lmao. Funny shit.

treyh8739 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 5:35

that's the vegal nerve for ya

NiCKLoVESHaTERS 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:29

Wow, that must have been shitty. ZING!

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