Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:16

I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

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fatass_ninja 0

Monday 15 August 2011 15:34

"I have a great idea! I'll take a bath with my iPod! what could possibly go wrong?"

DarkSaul 20

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:12

Here is a troll who is trolling on FML

DarkSaul 20

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:12

Here is a troll who is trolling on FML

zjnat 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:16

Hahaha awesome dog

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:44

You must have really pissed your dog off

infamous1212 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:54

Must have been playing Nickelback..

desertpunk75 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:33

Microsoft sent him!

Coffeebang 17

Monday 6 February 2012 10:26

This is why I don't bring my electronics to the bathroom

b_rad_fml 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:58

Dogs are not 'family', they do not need to be inside the house. If the dog was outside then you would still have your iPod.

Natalie403 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 2:02

What a bitch

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