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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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LevyLove 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:11

Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol

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bellygirl2000 0

Monday 2 July 2012 2:36

I don't know why people say you deserve it unless the first one was your fault!.

broadwaybrian 2

Monday 2 July 2012 2:51

You must have messed with the balance of things that's just the universe making sure you get the point

ebfbruh 0

Monday 2 July 2012 2:59

Sounds like someone is gunna be gettin the good drugs...

megamandude455 10

Monday 2 July 2012 3:12

"By the same person." THEN that would be a worse FML.

icefshng8 9

Monday 2 July 2012 3:25

T-boneception

gianthelper 1

Monday 2 July 2012 5:44

Double kill

marinebio 0

Monday 2 July 2012 6:21

T-boneception???

bobthebuilder33 3

Monday 2 July 2012 6:51

Thats rather ironic :S

asleepingbear 8

Monday 2 July 2012 7:25

The steaks are high at intersections

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Monday 2 July 2012 8:08

so I heard you liked being t-boned...

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