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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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Nyolia 11

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

asianpandabear 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

That's gonna be one awkward phone call.

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amisenho 11

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:44

So when your pain comes along, just go with the flow. Don't turn your back on your problems; just give it a go. Your troubles in life will eventually serve you as a drop of spice in your life.

nick3600 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 20:40

did she enjoy the dick pics

doglover100 28

Tuesday 4 March 2014 2:51

Awkward.

Spikey29 11

Saturday 21 February 2015 18:08

How i met your mother..

LifeTrolls 16

Friday 11 December 2015 5:11

lol!!! My sister accidentally gave some guy my dads number when she was drunk once.

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Today, I overheard my mother trying to convince my brother that it's okay that our aunt and uncle are also step-brother and step-sister. This sprouted from an earlier discussion of how it's normal for people to be related multiple ways, like with us and our cousins. FML

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