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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:04

I like rusty spoons.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:11

So, what's the scoop?

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MorteEtDabo 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:28

You were reaserching about spoons or spooning ;)

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:26

The fact that you were bored is not something to be ashamed of. Try reading a novel or download an e- book sometime.

cocodecoeur 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:10

I know that feel bro...

ArentWeAll 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:05

Next up, forks. Then knives.

dyn112248 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:26

WAT A LOSER!!!

maybeBabe 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:36

What*

TheCaterpiller 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 12:28

So.... What is the history?

thenightshroud77 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:29

NO, Now I NEED to know about spoons history. i'm gonna go look it up thanks alot b*st*rd

thenightshroud77 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:32

NO, Now I NEED to know about spoons history. i'm gonna go look it up thanks alot b*st*rd

bamabay22 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:32

sounds like you just smoke a lot.

Coffeebang 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 14:21

Then tomorrow you can do forks & the day after that sporks

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