Transportation: Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running...

By joyness - 20/12/2012 14:49 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML

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Thursday 20 December 2012 19:01

I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

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Thursday 20 December 2012 19:04

I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.