Kids: Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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VeeDoll13 8

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:49

Did you say "bitch please"?.

xlord 27

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:47

Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.

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avseende 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 6:37

What s wrong with u? U r 25 and what u talked about is ur nephew's girl friend.. You horny idiot !

B5B0N35 18

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:45

Sucks for u

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 13 November 2012 21:52

I hope your nephew told her to apologize and that you were his Aunt

lengi123 18

Friday 18 January 2013 15:47

How can people click "you deserved it"? lol!

Wolverine48Ga 21

Tuesday 9 August 2016 0:53

Slap her back

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