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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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Monday 17 February 2014 21:47

I really don't know what to say to this.

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Monday 17 February 2014 21:46

Those high notes are pretty hard to do. Maybe don't so it while being in control of a car?

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purpleamber1 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 10:02

yeah mariah carey will do that to you! XD

criley221 19

Thursday 23 July 2015 19:25

Go to a Doctor immediately! OR just get some singing lessons, you're doing it wrong! :)

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 20 September 2020 3:59

You blacked out by hitting a high note? Were you holding your breath?? ydi

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