Work: Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks...

By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML

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Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:14

Did you forgot to shave parts of your mustache?

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You did the Hitler salute didn't you? Bad move.

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Guille Wallace 7

Tuesday 20 February 2018 1:12

sensible people, eh?

Platinum1Vortex 4

Friday 23 February 2018 17:41

Hahahahahaha

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