Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said...

By lovelife - 27/09/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

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Monday 27 September 2010 20:43

this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup

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Monday 27 September 2010 19:43

That's coca cola to you,

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Saturday 12 March 2016 20:41

What vending machine charges you 5 dollars?!

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