Transportation: Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

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Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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Rok_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:12

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

oh man.... are you traumatized?

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mindcontrolify 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:27

ahaha, naaaaaaaaajs. XD so not an fml, I'd laugh and love it XD

XBCX96 4

Friday 5 March 2010 14:33

you idiot, never EVER sit next to a guy wearing a trench coat

Popsiclese 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 22:42

why did you let a guy wearing a trench coat close enough to you for him to rub his penis on your arm

wednesdeyy 5

Wednesday 5 May 2010 2:00

That stuff happens a lot in Japan, doesn't it?

kelliejellie 3

Tuesday 6 July 2010 6:51

ew ew ew ew!

J1bbl3 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 19:28

ydi for living in japan. that place is infamus for this kinda sh*t.

iLisa 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:02

LOL O_O

tmi_orbust 0

Friday 29 October 2010 20:25

o yeah sorry about that, I was kind of in a hurry ;D

nyseguy 0

Monday 14 February 2011 7:59

Sounds like someone doesn't know how to take a compliment. Seriously though couldn't been worse if you know what I mean.

lopez1222 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 5:34

haha that made me lmfao

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