Transportation: Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving....

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Destruct0r 5

Monday 20 September 2010 9:20

too bad there's no app to take you home

green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:04

haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )

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terranada 3

Monday 20 September 2010 22:06

that was a douchey thing u did but maybe making u walk was a bit overboard

Kesler_17 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:28

I couldn't agree more, 98.

zarazara_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:58

Couldn't you just simply tell her to slow down? :S ydi u_u

scateice 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:01

Wow, I hate people who go over the speed limit. Shows how careless and hazardous they are. FYL.

doinurmom101 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:15

YDI. and iPods dont have apps.

Big_Boner 3

Monday 20 September 2010 23:32

You've obviously never heard of an iPod Touch?

FaceMelterx2530 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:57

Now that, my friends, is a fail.

hazelbower 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:29

yeah they do???? are you retarded??

hazelbower 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:29

yeah they do???? are you retarded??

TheZarola 10

Monday 20 September 2010 23:36

YDI. Maybe you should try using your words next time.

jordyn_93 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:01

your stupid

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:31

Oh, the irony.

mikey0505 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:16

hope the ungrateful bitch got a ticket further down the road.

mvs198 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:24

how is this a ydi!!?? no she didnt! she was helping

BoyBeyond 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:27

Wow your moms a bitch you was just kidding. Seriously your mom needs to calm the **** down and get a sense of humor.

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