Health: Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying....

By Username - 17/05/2012 14:37 - Australia

Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML

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elJosherino 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:18

I was actually having the same thing happening to me a couple days ago..lean on your close friends they really help

Smartpants 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:23

This too shall pass!!! :)

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:24

Aww, feel better op. As for your subconscious: F*** it.

bigwiensch 15

Wednesday 20 February 2013 1:17

grow some balls guys don't cry

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 12 May 2013 18:30

You're not pathetic!

MariaSilver 2

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:35

I feel your pain

joski_fml 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:59

:( *hug* I know it's a few years too late, but still.

theinfiniteend 21

Monday 28 September 2015 3:24

Same

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