Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when...

By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.

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melkymac101 17

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:45

Grandpa still got game

firefightereha 4

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:46

Go grandpa. i could see myself doing the same thing when I'm old. Seriously, who doesn't appreciate seeing a nice ass.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:47

*adds yet another entry into his "Things I can do when I'm old" book* I had no idea FML could be so educational!

clairelolz 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:56

Hope she likes the older guys

vivvajulianne 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 22:34

uhm

eaglerob 20

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:57

What's wrong with that? He shouldn't even have to ASK. Take care of your elders! Giggidity

shutupAnderson 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:05

You're probably jealous because you're not that smooth OP ;)

russfml 31

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:08

That's an awesome grandpa, that is funny as hell

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:24

Like a boss.

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Saturday 23 February 2013 6:26

A true Gentleman :)

karlcolt45 19

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:35

enjoying the twilight of ones life often takes you down some different paths

Steve95401 49

Saturday 23 February 2013 6:37

It's a lot better than enjoying Twilight, the movie.

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